as the result of transactions that escape my understanding, i'm at a condominium in orange county sans car for the next four days. i could entertain myself with my father's computer and/or his collection of sherlock holmes videocassettes, but i'm attempting to be inventive.

1. craig the baby turtle. craig and i met in chinatown yesterday. his buddies were dead, and his vendor at the souvenir stand was feeding him lettuce to keep him small. we escaped to a freshman dorm at usc; with help from the good people at craigslist (no relation), i've been preparing turtle feasts of chicken and grapes. he appears to enjoy a) smelling my coffee, b) imitating a silver dollar, and c) swimming around in a fruit bowl. we're preparing ourselves for the inevitable salmonella discussion.

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