10.02.05

on the 101 in 1001 front, it seems that charging myself to 'write (publish) a mcsweeney's list' was even sillier than planning to win the lottery or earn money at a casino. mcsweeney's hates us, preciousss - but i'll keep trying. in the interim, here's the stuff they hated.

TITLE ROLES THAT, IN A PERFECT WORLD, WOULD HAVE GONE TO ROBERT LOGGIA.

The Graduate
Beetlejuice
Spider-Man
Mrs. Doubtfire
Nosferatu
Rosemary's Baby


NIETZSCHE QUOTE OR FEMALE CONDOM PRODUCT INFORMATION?

1. Hope in REALITY is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.
2. REALITY is a new barrier device for women to wear.
3. Because of its innovative design, REALITY is less likely to disrupt the natural spontanaeity of sex.
4. In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with REALITY at any point.
5. REALITY's use is controlled by the woman.
6. The penis can move freely inside the REALITY sheath.
7. What justifies man is his REALITY - it will eternally justify him.

Nietzsche quotes: 1, 4, 7
Female condom product information: 2, 3, 5, 6

5 comments:

jacob said...

in case you decide to just give up and hate mcsweeney's, here's some ammo:

http://www.nplusonemag.com/situation_2.html

pica said...

if you want me to give 826 V the eye for you, I'm in the neighborhood a lot. oh hey, the ads below the comment box think i'm a single parent looking for love! "none that i'm aware of."

lauren said...

troops on the ground: i like that. i smell psywar!

pica said...

seriously -- why not shoot higher & try to get something in n+1? lawd knows you're sharp enough for those monsters, though perhaps insufficiently monstrous.

lauren said...

i'm getting killed by this stupid not-altering-list-items vow. i just taught myself to knit (boo-ya!) and am on fire about making a blanket, but list sez quilt or crochet. it's very upsetting.