01.17.11: texts

1 {11:49pm}: Oh bummer! Was kidnapped by gypsies on the way home. Send beads.
2 {11:55pm}: I have no beads, but I do have these blankets with (almost) no smallpox on them. Will those do?
1 {11:55pm}: Are they fancy? Don't lie.
2 {11:57pm}: If fancy means "riddled with smallpox," then yes. Very fancy.
1 {11:57pm}: Feats of strength!
2 {12:04am}: Feats of smallpox.

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