craig, the baby turtle i rescued from chinatown two christmases ago, seems to be flourishing in my sister's care - originally the size of a silver dollar, he's now as big as joe's palm (and terribly handsome). go craig - like lindsay lohan, you're finally legal! he and his aquarium pal are spending the holiday in my father's bathroom. dad is convinced they are eating the sink, so he crept up on all fours (his lawyer-shoes were too noisy for stealth) to catch them in the act. exotic pet perk #73: they teach your parents tricks.

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