05.11.05

ass adventure part ii. [see posts 03.22.05, 03.23.05] as yesterday was the "after" photo shoot, my bum's progress is no longer news and i've said goodbye to the tub of jiggle-banisher. more outlandish poses requested at the studio, this time to make me look svelte and goo-transformed. i was shocked by the fine ass in the first resulting images; then i realized we were still looking at shots of my co-worker. my ass is virtually identical to its "before" shots, though the beauty editor likes my even tone and noted that, erm, i "tilt." initial conclusions: fanny cream isn't magical, but it did prompt me to tell people to touch my butt at parties. reports on pre-publication - as the ass-folder begins to make its way around the office - to follow.

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