at the shea stadium project ALS benefit: the DJ, as if to taunt me about knowing that ferris bueller is present, plays "twist and shout". mister met, the malevolent fuzzy baseball mascot, breezes by the catering table and gooses me for the fourth time. i growl. the woman in front of me jumps and gestures apologetically with her hamburger-in-process: "it's harder than it looks!" sic semper lauren and famous people.

joe returns from the men's room. "this guy was staring at me while i picked my teeth, and i look over and it's matthew broderick."

on a higher note, katie couric clucked at me for dispensing cigarettes to the PR staff. and so.

paul's back.

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