day one of the internship (shouted into a cell phone in a large lobby): YEAH, H-----, I HAVE THIS YOUNG GIRL DOWN HERE LOOKIN' FOR YOU. SAYS SHE WANTS A JOB.

i was upset about my hourly rate, but it would be awfully awkward to accept large amounts of money for xeroxing old magazines all day. it's nice, at least, to know that The Corporation would rather watch me staple than gnaw at my still-beating heart. literally, anyway.

the creatures in (this one guy's) head (my favorites).

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