07.11.11

princess sparklepants

RULE 4
ILLEGAL FIREWORKS
Across State Lines
1. Sparklers shall be held as close to the face as possible.
2. Photographs of said sparklers shall be posted on Mondays for Maximum Psychological Benefit.
3. Photographers shall sing off-key for fifty minutes when returning home via public transportation.

7 comments:

Amid Privilege said...

Surely sparklers are still legal. No? No? Oh childhood.

kidchamp said...

nope.

esb said...

so all those wedding sparkler ppl are BREAKING THE LAW?

esb said...

in other news, "absolutely top-hole" makes me smile every time.

esb said...

and you're right, that essay is TOP FUCKING HOLE.

Amanda said...

I enjoy being among those who have heard the photographer sing.

kidchamp said...

in DE, MA, NJ, NY, and AZ, yeah. 

i'd have been all over wedding sparklers if i'd gotten married somewhere stateside. god knows what the folks in oxford would've done if i'd tried for them in england.