09.19.08: international talk like a pirate day

Q: what's a pirate's favorite sarah palin* hobby?

A: arrrial wolf hunting.


*per the baby name generator, palin would have called me soup landmine. joe, in turn, works out to speck backfire, which makes me glad i'm vegetarian.

9 comments:

g said...

i would've been "beretta hockey"

i think yours is better.

lauren said...

they're all so dangerous! mine's probably the least painful thus far, depending on the soup. gazpacho might sting a bit.

tom said...

Spoon Archer Palin.

There is nothing more to say.

Hannah said...

Steam Fangs!

Ma said...

I'm not sure how to take this...I'd be Molten Contra

sara said...

Hen Waffle?!

good grief that's retarded.

lauren said...

i think you win, hannah. you could co-headline a show with joe's imaginary garage band, Shampoo Horns. hmm, that's another thread - musical acts that could double as palin children...

captain beefheart
hot chip
the breeders

tom said...

Cat Power?

[hides in closet to hide from accusations of sexism]

mari Webel said...

dear lord.

"smoke strapon".