o, those furniture sellers. i need to stop browsing and have a nap.
Plush Red Chair of Cyndi Lauper Fan - $10

Super comfy chair owned by a Cyndi Lauper fan. It cannot make the move with us, so we must let her go. Please take her from us.

Nelson, the IKEA table - $15

Buy Nelson. He needs a new home. He is in excellent condition, and will be your friend. He is hot and chicks dig him. He is on sale on ebay.

Sexy Saucy Velvet Rocking Bench - $50

Rocking bench, ideal for sitting and making out is for sale. We have decided to stop making out, so we want someone else to enjoy it.

(per craigslist new york, natch)

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