on recumbent bikes at our soviet-era gym, my septuagenarian neighbors discuss kim kardashian {I}

1: she has a butt, is the thing. you have no butt.
2: it's true, i have no butt. and you have no waist!
1: i have no waist, but you should see my daughter.
2: you talk to her, what, five times a day?
1: five times a day. i'm going to go call her—i'll see you on sunday, unless something happens.


LPC said...

Five times a day? I need to up my game. It's good to be old, and without a butt, and not care.

lauren said...

i can only imagine how many times a day his wife calls their daughter.