1: nearly sentient coffee machine, i feel so alone.
2: INSERT CUP
1: the mail guys and receptionists seem glad i'm back at the office, but the assistants' looks say wasn't i vaccinated against you?
2: > COFFEE OR TEA > ESPRESSO > CAPPUCCINO > ICED COFFEE
1: i'm out of clothes that will make me look like i'm more successful now. i want to wear my shirt with the monkey in the business suit.
2: INSERT FILTER PACKET
1: i've had to read like 23 articles about jessica simpson's tits since yesterday.
2: PREPARING BEVERAGE
1: i should have been a pair of ragged claws -
2: ENJOY BEVERAGE
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