09.19.17

the dirty dozen {notes from my hometown police blotter, as reported by the oc register*}

Suspicious person in a vehicle. 12:08 p.m. The caller reported an elderly man in a Toyota Camry, driving slowly in the neighborhood and possibly casing.
Disturbance. 8:17 a.m. The caller reported two male transients dumpster diving.
Vandalism report. 6:37 p.m. Caller reported someone keyed her car.
Keep the peace. 2:00 p.m. Caller said her neighbor below was yelling at her when she was walking.
Suspicious person/circumstances. 12:40 p.m. The caller reported two men walking inside and out of the business without buying anything.
Disturbance. 10:01 p.m. The caller reported kids using laser pointers.
Citizen assist. 8:47 a.m. The caller said a house owner hired the caller and other workers and is denying them any bathroom breaks.
Disturbance. 12:58 p.m. The caller reported a man asking for his money back after he ate a bad sandwich. The caller said the man told her, he was going to get his mom and come back to kill her.
Citizen assist. 10:56 p.m. Caller said she has an emergency with her TV.
Assist outside agency. 2:03 p.m. The caller reported a large bee hive with swarming bees on a city tree.
Disturbance. 1:58 p.m. The caller said a woman pushed him and told him to get out.
Suspicious person/circumstances. 5:20 p.m. The caller reported a man sitting on the corner and talking on a phone. The caller didn’t like him in the neighborhood.


*previous installment here.

5 comments:

LPC said...

No comment.

;)

Anonymous said...

Jacob said...This is moderately less insane than usual. I will take this as evidence coastal OC is finally turning blue.

lauren said...

another incident involved someone who overheard a man talking about a squirrel, glue, and a safety deposit box, but given my relationship with squirrels, i decided to remove it.

sjp said...

can i share with you how much the phrase "safety deposit box" is like nails on a chalk board? it's only a safe deposit box because it's secured in a vault. it's not going to prevent you from scraping your knees or breaking a hip if you trip and fall.

lauren said...

i blame the squirrel man.