05.05.09: i made him write this out

Joe’s dream, morning of May 5, 2009:

I’m watching a TV show called “Good Advice!,” hosted by a Lil’ Jon lookalike with crunk teeth. The show starts out with a shot of a man swimming in a pond, then cuts to a pit bull running down a wooden dock and leaping into the water, so as to frolic with the guy. The action freezes just as the dog is about to hit the water, and Lil’ Jon says in a voiceover: “Wait. Never play with a dog when you’re both in the water. You’re both land animals, and you’ll just look stupid.”

I think to myself, “that makes a lot of sense,” then I wake up.

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