07.13.11: {cibo matto @ brooklyn bowl}



RULE 5
CONCERTS
In Bowling Alleys
1. At least sixty seconds of "Know Your Chicken" shall be recorded for beloved roommates.
2. One shall jump up and down and up and down.

{setlist, jumping here}

07.11.11



RULE 4
ILLEGAL FIREWORKS
Across State Lines
1. Sparklers shall be held as close to the face as possible.
2. Photographs of said sparklers shall be posted on Mondays for Maximum Psychological Benefit.
3. Photographers shall sing off-key for fifty minutes when returning home via public transportation.

05.16.11



RULE 3
FORMAL OCCASIONS
In Public Libraries
1. Revelers shall go big or go home.

{photo set here.}

05.11.11



RULE II
CONVERSATIONS
After Midnight on Subway Platforms
1. Speakers shall punctuate remarks with bikinitástico and progenitor-ass or suspend business.

05.09.11



RULE I
THE LAUNDRY
When Just-Tumbled
1. Warm Underpants shall not be repatriated until each Member of the House has napped to his or her satisfaction.