07.13.11 : { cibo matto @ brooklyn bowl } RULE 5 CONCERTS In Bowling Alleys 1. At least sixty seconds of "Know Your Chicken" shal...

07.11.11 RULE 4 ILLEGAL FIREWORKS Across State Lines 1. Sparklers shall be held as close to the face as possible. 2. Photographs of said spa...

05.16.11 RULE 3 FORMAL OCCASIONS In Public Libraries 1. Revelers shall go big or go home. {photo set here .}

05.11.11 RULE II CONVERSATIONS After Midnight on Subway Platforms 1. Speakers shall punctuate remarks with bikinitástico and progenitor-ass ...

05.09.11 RULE I THE LAUNDRY When Just-Tumbled 1. Warm Underpants shall not be repatriated until each Member of the House has napped to his o...