for the last few months i've been a big, docile albatross tending a kinder egg instead of an eventual chick: all of the apartment improv...

the guy tending the left half of the theater's bar hadn't seen drive my car yet, but he was very excited about seeing it: "i ...

the spotify station(?) that had been serving up the monster hits of my junior high's harrowing dances, a coincidence i would have died b...

2022: THE YEAR IN REVIEW i realized i'd been wearing my underwear inside out. i microwaved the last of the old coffee and started a n...

i decided to get tested for COVID at a mobile clinic on monday, though my peek-a-boo symptoms seemed to have more to do with generic winter-...

the seraph painted in red on the scrim that came down between acts at last night's tosca really did look like the she-wolf created for ...

the exotic personal weather and promise i made to myself when i tearily high-fived a tree after a thunderstorm this summer related to the fa...

i spent the morning stacking and scattering little piles of fractured CD cases and orphaned discs on the living room floor. after promising ...

i'm working on a piece about the mental health benefits of various outdoor activities—have been all summer, actually, as the book that l...

so this comparatively-unknown literary magazine just published this creepy sexual poem named for and about a very well known writer whose b...

i might as well admit that i got my hair cut yesterday so that it would behave when i walked up to the public tonight for the second install...

i try not to reference morrissey often even though i have an actual scar-continent on my upper arm where my dreadful laptop burned me after...