12.25.01 we're walking out of here a letter from my great-grandmother circa 1925. edited for length; eccentricities are as they appear....

12.24.01 bitter airport haiku i'm unconvinced by the whole 'take a sip of your drink so we'll know you're not a terrorist...

12.23.01 give paris one more chance happiest holidays to all, dear digifolk! i was going to regale you with high school poetry, but i've...

12.20.01 whatever happened to? we actually had a storm alert tonight, as in the tv fuzzed out and an earnest young man warned us that there ...

12.18.01 when you tell me it's okay per jen, the gift of the magi is the greatest love story of all time. i'm iffy, but i've ne...

12.17.01 no bigger than a nickel today's health tips: 1. restaurant's name has no vowels? run. 2. feel poisoned, can't vomit? ...

12.14.01 lift up the receiver, i'll make you a believer we finally had a plumber put the tub out of its misery; potential house guests, ...

12.07.01 while they're dragging the lake spent the afternoon volunteering with my doppelganger on market street. the society talks fancy...

12.06.01 slowly over wet sand blockbuster guy makes me feel shabby: he looks damaged every time i rent something and it is revealed that i...

12.04.01 but you kept the queen is dead i knew that my Vocation would tap me on the shoulder if i waited patiently. it has come to light tha...

12.01.01 me first and the gimme gimmes armed with mulling spices, i am the rumpelstiltskin of the beverage world. give me your cheap, your s...

11.29.01 you just don't feel it deep enough one finds out such exciting things when one's e-mailing goes to pot! not unlike the goss...